Knock Knock Jokes
Knock Knock Jokes
- Knock knock.Who’s there?A little old lady.
A little old lady who?
All this time, I had no idea you could yodel.
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Europe.
Europe who?
No I’m not!
- Knock! Knock!Who’s there?Figs.
Figs who?
Figs the doorbell, it’s broken!
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Etch.
Etch who?
Bless you, friend.
- Knock knock.Who’s there?I eat mop.
I eat mop who?
That’s revolting.
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Spell.
Spell who?
Okay, okay: W. H. O.
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Candice.
Candice who?
Candice door open, or what?
- Knock Knock!Who’s There?Snow!
Snow who?
Snow laughing matter.
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Stopwatch.
Stopwatch who?
Stopwatch you’re doing and pay attention!
- Knock knock.Who’s there?To.
To who?
It’s to whom.
- Knock, knock!
Who’s there?
Wire.
Wire who?Wire you always asking ‘who’s there’?
Knock Knock Jokes for Everyone
- Knock, Knock!
Who’s there?
Witch.
Witch who?Witch one of you will give me some Halloween candy? - Knock knock.Who’s there?Honey bee.
Honey bee who?
Honey bee a dear and open up, would you?
- Q: Knock, knock.
A: Who’s there?
Q: Wooden shoe.
A: Wooden shoe, who?
Q: Wooden shoe like to know! - Knock, knock!Who’s there?Eysore
Eysore who?
Eysore do love you!
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Mikey.
Mikey who?
Mikey doesn’t work so help me out, would you?
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Some.
Some who?
Someday you’ll recognize me, hopefully.
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Razor.
Razor who?
Razor hands, this is a stickup!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Bruce
Bruce who?
I Bruce easily, don’t hit me ! - Knock knock.Who’s there?Dwayne.
Dwayne who?
Dwayne the bathtub already. I’m drowning!
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amish!
Amish who?
You’re not a shoe! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Avenue.
Avenue who?
Avenue knocked on this door before?
Funny Knock Knock Jokes for Kids
- Knock knock.Who’s there?Olive.
Olive who?
Olive you. Do you love me too?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Alien
Alien who?
Just how many aliens do you know? - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
A herd.
A herd who?
A herd you were home, so I came over! - Knock knock.Who’s there?Alec.
Alec who?
Alec-tricity. Ain’t that a shocker?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Armageddon.
Armageddon who?
Armageddon a little bored. Let’s go out. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Amma
Amma who?
Amma not going to tell you! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Britney Spears
Britney Spears who?
Knock, knock – oops i did it again. - Knock knock.Who’s there?Howl.
Howl who?
Howl you know unless you open the door?
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Broccoli.
Broccoli who?
Broccoli doesn’t have a last name, silly. - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butch, Jimmy and Joe.
Butch, Jimmy, and Joe Who?
Butch your arms around me, Jimmy a kiss, and let’s Joe. - Knock knock.Who’s there?Says.
Says who?
Says me, that’s who.
- Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Butter
Butter who?
Butter be quick, I have to go to the bathroom! - Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Burglar
Burglar who?
Burglars don’t knock!